Who Really Gives More Than 100%?

Mathematics (or at least fuzzy math): This comes from two maths teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint (although it's a close parody of a Data Drive View Point) ... it goes like this:

          What Makes 100%?

          What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

          Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
          100%?
          We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to
          give over 100%.

          How about achieving 103%?

          What makes up 100% in life?

          Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
          these questions:

          If:
          A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

          is represented as:
          1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
          25 26.

          Then:

          H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
          8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

          and

          K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
          11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

          But ,

          A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
          1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
          = 100%

          And,

          B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
          2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
          = 103%

          AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

          A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
          1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+
          14+7 = 118%

          So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while
          Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get
          you there, it's the Bullshit  & Ass Kissing that will put you

          over the top.

          Now you know why some people are where they are!


(Thank you Ed in Canada)