**Mathematics (or at least fuzzy math):**This comes from two maths teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint (although it's a close parody of a Data Drive View Point) ... it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than

100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to

give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer

these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5

= 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20

= 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+

14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while

Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get

you there, it's the Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you

over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than

100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to

give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer

these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5

= 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20

= 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+

14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while

Hard work andKnowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get

you there, it's the Bullshit & Ass Kissing that will put you

over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!

**(Thank you Ed in Canada)**

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